A conniving Broadway producer and his meek accountant plan to profit from charming wealthy old biddies to invest in an overbudget production, and then put on a sure-fire disaster, so nobody will ask for their money back — and what's more disastrous than a tasteless musical celebrating Adolf Hitler.
Max Bialystock
Leo Bloom
Ulla
Franz Liebkind
Roger DeBris
Carmen Ghia
Hold Me-Touch Me
Prison Trustee
Judge
Lick Me-Bite Me
Kiss Me-Feel Me
Mr. Marks
Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Tapping Brown Shirt
Workman / Little Old Lady
Bum
Bag Lady
Cab Driver
Misfit Showgirl
Brian the Set Designer
Kevin the Costume Designer
Scott the Choreographer / Donald Dinsmore / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Shirley Markowitz / Little Old Lady
Sabu the Houseboy
Injun Jack
First Mate Kyle
Patrolman Pete
Jack Lapidus / Soundtrack Vocallist
Jason Green
Mildred the Audition Accompanist / Little Old Lady
Ticket Taker
Workman #2 / Little Old Lady
Gunter
Conductor
Lead Tenor
Mr. Shocked
Mrs. Bewildered
Stormtrooper Rolf
Stormtrooper Mel
Snooty Woman
Stuffy Man
Officer O'Toole
Officer O'Reilly
Officer O'Rourke
Jail Guard
Jury Foreman
Stenographer
Max's Attorney
Convict #1
Convict #2
Sing Sing Prison Guard
Hilda the Pigeon / Tom the Cat (voice)
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Stormtrooper
Ensemble (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Editor
Director of Photography
Director of Photography
Art Direction
Casting
Producer
Production Design
Original Music Composer
Producer
Producer
Screenplay
Costume Design
Set Decoration
Screenplay
Director
Orchestrator
Associate Producer
First Assistant Director
Sound Designer
Sound Designer
Associate Choreographer
Choreographer
Second Assistant Director
Unit Production Manager
Costume Supervisor
Costume Supervisor
Post Production Accountant
Unit Publicist
Second Assistant Camera
Camera Loader
Assistant Costume Designer
Wigmaker
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Dialogue Editor
Dialogue Editor
Additional Editor
Property Master
Payroll Accountant
Hair Department Head
Rigging Gaffer
Production Coordinator
Supervising Music Editor
Stunt Coordinator
Art Department Coordinator
Makeup Designer
Makeup Department Head
Dolly Grip
Boom Operator
Graphic Designer
Assistant Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Hair Designer
Best Boy Electrician
Special Effects Supervisor
Supervising Sound Editor
Assistant Costume Designer
Makeup Artist
Assistant Set Decoration
Sound Effects Editor
Chief Lighting Technician
Second Second Assistant Director
Sound Effects Editor
Script Supervisor
Still Photographer
First Assistant Camera
Makeup & Hair
Dolly Grip
First Assistant Camera
Key Hair Stylist
Best Boy Grip
Camera Operator
Utility Sound
Production Accountant
First Assistant Accountant
Camera Operator
Key Grip
Second Assistant Camera
Production Sound Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Digital Intermediate Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Music Editor
ADR Mixer
Dolby Consultant
Assistant Sound Editor
Color Timer
Music Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Foley Editor
Negative Cutter
Foley Artist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Supervising ADR Editor
Transportation Captain
ADR Mixer
Foley Mixer
Digital Intermediate Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Songs
Set Dresser
Stunts
Modeling
Title Designer