A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to impress his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved promotion. So when he meets Morty, a loopy sales clerk, he gets the answer to his prayers: a magical remote that allows him to bypass life's little distractions with increasingly hysterical results.
Michael Newman
Donna Newman
Morty
Ammer
Ted
Trudy
Bill
Ben at 7 years old
Ben at 17 years old
Ben at 22-30 years old
Samantha at 5 years old
Samantha at 14 years old
Samantha at 27 years old
Kevin O'Doyle
Janine
Alice / Alan
Stacy
Linda
Julie
Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy
Dr. Bergman
Watsuhita Head Executive
Watsuhita Executive
Watsuhita Executive
Watsuhita Executive
Ancient Executive
Kirsten
Male Nurse
Doctor
Jogger
Michael at 10 Years Old
Lakeside Camp Boy
Lakeside Camp Girl
Kathy O'Doyle
Samantha's Friend
Samantha's Friend
Ping Woo
Ping Woo's Father
Firecracker Teen
Firecracker Teen
Firecracker Teen
Firecracker Teen
Firecracker Teen
Judy
Habeeboo Entourage
Habeeboo Entourage
Habeeboo Entourage
Habeeboo Entourage
Habeeboo Entourage
Bandleader
Singer
Aunt Peggy
Prince Habeeboo (uncredited)
Newman Employee (uncredited)
Narrator of Michael's Past (voice) (uncredited)
Susie (uncredited)
Hot Assistant (uncredited)
Hot Employee (uncredited)
Singing Driver (uncredited)
Ping Woo's Grandfather (uncredited)
Ammer in SAP scene (uncredited)
Office Worker (uncredited)
Best Man (uncredited)
Punk Chick (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lakeside Camp Boy (uncredited)
Roy (uncredited)
Young Mother (uncredited)
Segue Guy (uncredited)
Singer (uncredited)
Vendor (uncredited)
Bikini Girl (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Sexual Harasser (uncredited)
Ex-Girlfriend Tamara (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)
Max (uncredited)
Parking Attendant (uncredited)
Supermodel (uncredited)
Ex-Girlfriend (uncredited)
Original Music Composer
Editor
Director
Executive Producer
Producer
Producer
Producer
Producer
Producer
Director of Photography
Executive Producer
Co-Producer
Second Assistant Director
Music Supervisor
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Costume Design
Stunts
Stunts
Visual Effects Supervisor
Stunt Coordinator
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Visual Effects Designer
Production Design
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Co-Producer
Music Supervisor
Stunts
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Key Costumer
Foley Artist
Makeup Artist
Key Grip
Production Secretary
Leadman
Supervising ADR Editor
Music Editor
Art Direction
Art Direction
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Best Boy Grip
Assistant Location Manager
Casting Associate
Craft Service
Transportation Captain
Assistant Editor
"B" Camera Operator
Makeup Department Head
Hair Department Head
Set Designer
Art Department Coordinator
ADR Mixer
Video Assist Operator
Special Effects Coordinator
Post Production Supervisor
Assistant Editor
Music Editor
Costume Supervisor
Costumer
Construction Coordinator
Assistant Art Director
Unit Publicist
Still Photographer
Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Effects Designer
Sound Effects Editor
Set Decoration
Script Supervisor
Boom Operator
Assistant Accountant
Casting Assistant
Extras Casting
Extras Casting
Sound Mixer
Sound Mixer
Costumer
Costumer
Chief Lighting Technician
Key Rigging Grip
Set Designer
Supervising Sound Editor
Music Editor
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Key Hair Stylist
Production Secretary
Second Second Assistant Director
Sound Effects Editor
Conductor
Visual Effects Producer
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Production Accountant
Additional Editing
Foley Artist
First Assistant "B" Camera
Assistant Costume Designer
Dolly Grip
Storyboard Artist
Dolly Grip
Location Manager
Property Master
Set Designer
Graphic Designer
Dialogue Editor
Foley Mixer
Music Editor
Associate Producer
Key Makeup Artist
Standby Painter
Storyboard Artist
Assistant Sound Editor
Foley Supervisor
"A" Camera Operator
First Assistant "A" Camera
Production Sound Mixer
Production Coordinator
Set Designer
Transportation Co-Captain
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Boom Operator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Assistant Property Master
Dialogue Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Stunt Double
Stunts
Musician
Writer
Writer
Casting
Prosthetic Supervisor
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Studio Teacher
Makeup Artist