Some unknown source has interrupted all television transmissions around the world. In place of the regular broadcasts, a lineup of extremely tasteless programs and commercials have been substituted. Included in the mix are such show as The Shitheads, The Charles Whitman Invitational, and commercials for a number of improbable products.
Lisa Allen
Celebrity Sportsman
Trucker's Friend
Loan Officer
Lady Mailperson
David
Count's Blond Girlfriend
Suspicious Man
Charles Conlin
Paranoid Man
Senator Simon
Admiral Taft
Pete
Dawn
Miracle White Lady
Miracle White Announcer
Artie
Alice
Mr. Dorset
Bud Schuler
Max
Boy in Winkles
Switchboard Operator #2
Maxine Waldman
Celebrity Sportsman Host
Fat Gin Player
Nostalgic Old Person
Mother
Melissa
Fat Bartender
Trucker
Morning Mist Girl
Colonel Grant
Commissioner Johnson
Laura Franklin
Jogger
Man with Groceries
Louise
Girl on Beach
President
General Jackson
Mailman
Heather
Nurse
Doctor Burns
Overdrawn Depositor
Henry Wideman
Air Puerto Rico Stewardess
Connie
Mr. Sloan
Self
Danny Dumont
Mrs. Dorset
Storefront Person
Paranoid Woman
Presidential Adviser
South African Waiter
Man in Air Puerto Rico
Jewish Deviate
Russian Premier
General Andrews
Guard in Political Speech
Bruno
Attendant in Retirement Home
Count
Ted
Boy in Bullseye Frozen Food
Wise Man
Ole Ben Lucas
Relief Card Player
Host of Last Supper
Merlyville Sheriff
400 Pound Man
Writer
Writer
Writer
Writer
Producer
Original Music Composer
Editor
Director
Director of Photography
Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Casting
Set Decoration
Art Direction
Second Assistant Director
Assistant Director
Sound Effects Editor
Sound
Music Editor
Script Supervisor
Production Secretary
Makeup Artist
Camera Operator
Assistant Camera
Key Grip