

The Pittsburgh basketball team is hopeless. Maybe with the aid of an astrologer, and some new astrologically compatible players, they can become winners.

Moses Guthrie

H.S. / Harvey Tilson
Rev. Grady Jackson

Setshot

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Toby Millman
Tyrone Millman

Harry the Trainer
Driftwood

George Brockington

Wally Cantrell

Mona Mondieu

Coach "Jock" Delaney

Marv Albert

Ola
P.A. Announcer

Brandy
Junior Ashland

Malik Jamal Truth
Lucian Tucker

Michelle

Jackhammer Washington

Mike

Chick Hearn

Security Guard
Balloon Vendor
Mr. Birdwell
Bullet Haines
Rudy - League Commissioner
Benny Rae
Kenny Rae
Gunnar Boses

Winston Running Hawk

Murray Sports

Calmar / Fishstick
Mr. Robbins

Mr. Sweets

L.A. Coach
Basketball Player (New York)
Basketball Player (New York)
Basketball Player (Los Angeles)
Basketball Player (Boston)
Basketball Player (Detroit)
Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player (Los Angeles)

Basketball Player (New York)

Basketball Player (Los Angeles)

Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player (Boston)
Basketball Player (Detroit)

Basketball Player

Basketball Player
Basketball Player (Boston)
Basketball Player (New York)
Basketball Player (Detroit)
Basketball Player (Boston)

Basketball Player (New York)

Pittsburgh Python Player

Kid Eating Hot Dog (uncredited)

Jogger (uncredited)

Fan (uncredited)
Fan (uncredited)

Roy (uncredited)
Boy in Crowd (uncredited)
Fan (uncredited)

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