Onion News Empire
The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
David Bryant
Sam West
Jillian
Ed Musgrove
Helena Zweibel
Cameron Grey
Courtney Carter
Abigail
Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
Kip O'Rourke
Terrorist
Vivian
Archibald Zweibel
Father Zweibel
Kid
Old Lady
Producer
Kidnapper (uncredited)
Casting
Wigmaker
Set Decoration
Costume Design
Executive Producer
Creator
Writer
CG Animator
Production Office Assistant
Casting
Video Assist Operator
Location Manager
Production Coordinator
Line Producer
Digital Effects Producer
Casting Associate
Key Costumer
CG Supervisor
Costume Design
Creator
Editor
Visual Effects
Writer
Visual Effects Supervisor
Location Manager
Visual Effects
Editorial Production Assistant
Production Accountant
Title Designer
Visual Effects
Set Production Assistant
Visual Effects
Script Coordinator
Executive Producer
Hair Department Head
Visual Effects Supervisor
Post-Production Manager
Editorial Production Assistant
Visual Effects Producer
Script Supervisor
Director
Producer
Property Master
Sound Mixer
Visual Effects Producer
Music
Production Design
Art Department Coordinator
Boom Operator
Production Coordinator