

After the death of his older brother, Guiseppe "the guppy" Calzone becomes head of the Calzone Mob family. His aging father knows his son is not cut out for the job, so he sends him to "Mafia University". The head of a rival Mafia Family sees this as an opportunity to strike and bring the Calzone Family to its knees. Surrounded by danger, double-crossing and pasta.

The Rodfather

Guppy Calzone

The Oddfather

Don Na

Bugsy

Frito Calzone

Mama Calzone

Goldy

Sunny Calzone

Tracy Dick
Agent Hoover

Sonny's Babe

Tony "Flock You" Montana

Father O'Connell

Professor

Freedie Green

Self

Bank Clerk

Studio Executive

Writer

Busty Secretary

Waiter

Maitre D'
Director

Self
Self

Mr. President
Vinnie the Tailor
Skinny Guy
Don Juan De Marco
Don E. Brasco
Jack Ass

Toenail Lady

Gaffer
Phone Sex Lady
Transvestite Dancer
Wise Guy on T.V.

Clumsy Student
Sue
Billy Bob
Baby

Writer
Costume Designer
Set Costumer
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Foley Recordist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Stunt Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Executive Producer
Wardrobe Supervisor
Art Direction
ADR Recordist
ADR Supervisor
Production Designer
Executive Producer
Foley Artist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Editor
Director of Photography

Executive Producer
Production Coordinator
Set Costumer
Special Effects Coordinator
Second Second Assistant Director

Casting
Stunts
Set Decoration
Stunts
Second Unit Director
Dialogue Editor
Script Supervisor
Stunt Coordinator
First Assistant Director

Assistant Editor
ADR Editor
Executive Producer
Key Makeup Artist
Special Effects Assistant
Foley Artist
Line Producer
Producer
Second Assistant Director
Costume Designer
Key Hair Stylist
Second Unit Director of Photography
Stunts
Sound Mixer
Original Music Composer
Producer

Stunts

Assistant Dialogue Editor
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Post Production Supervisor
ADR Mixer

Director
"B" Camera Operator