According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of hitchhikers are murderers. According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of people who pick up hitchhikers are ALSO murderers.
2020
2008
2019
1987
2023
2015
2017
2009
2022
2021
2005
1953
2014
—
2018