According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of hitchhikers are murderers. According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of people who pick up hitchhikers are ALSO murderers.
2014
1946
2017
2025
1999
1933
2019
2012
2024
1968
2023
2000
1982
2003
1910