According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of hitchhikers are murderers. According to the U.S. Dept. of Transportation, 99.9 percent of people who pick up hitchhikers are ALSO murderers.
2007
1925
2022
1907
1909
2021
2010
1927
1917
1923
1956
1908
1959
1989
2012
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2011
2023
2014
1932