

Paul Aufiero, a 35-year-old parking-garage attendant from Staten Island, is the self-described "world's biggest New York Giants fan". One night, Paul and his best friend Sal spot Giants star linebacker Quantrell Bishop at a gas station and decide to follow him. At a strip club Paul cautiously decides to approach him but the chance encounter brings Paul's world crashing down around him.

Paul Aufiero

Sal

Philadelphia Phil

Paul's Mom
Gina Aufiero

Jeff Aufiero
Quantrell Bishop

Detective Velardi
Dennis

Christine
Sports Dogg

Hospital Doctor
Birthday Boy
Gina and Jeff Daughter
Christine and Dennis Daughter
Law-Office Ad Woman
Shady House Guy
Quantrell Buddy #1
Quantrell Buddy #2
Quantrell Buddy #3
Quantrell Buddy #4
Quantrell Buddy #5
Strip Club Valet
Doorman
Cashier
Bartender
Waitress
Bouncer #1
Bouncer #2
Paul and Sal's Stripper
Stripper #1
Stripper #2
Stripper #3
Stripper #4
Stripper #5
Play-By-Play Announcer
Color Commentator
Zone Reporter Ed Rosen
Radio Caller
Parking Garage Driver #1
Passenger #1
Parking Garage Driver #2
Passenger #2

Parking Garage Driver #3
Parking Garage Driver #4

Front-Lawn Reporter #1

Front-Lawn Reporter #2
Parking Garage Reporter
Wrong Phil

Wrong Phil's Buddy

Director

Director of Photography
Original Music Composer

Editor

Writer
Production Design
Costume Design
Producer
Producer

Executive Producer
Co-Executive Producer
Associate Producer
Co-Executive Producer
Associate Producer

Co-Producer
Associate Producer

Casting

Second Unit Director

Assistant Director
Graphic Designer
Sound Designer
Sound Mixer
Additional Hairstylist
Key Hair Stylist
Key Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Storyboard Artist
Art Department Assistant
Boom Operator
Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Sound Editor
Sound Mixer
Sound Post Production Coordinator
Boom Operator
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Double
Still Photographer

Musician