

Paul Aufiero, a 35-year-old parking-garage attendant from Staten Island, is the self-described "world's biggest New York Giants fan". One night, Paul and his best friend Sal spot Giants star linebacker Quantrell Bishop at a gas station and decide to follow him. At a strip club Paul cautiously decides to approach him but the chance encounter brings Paul's world crashing down around him.

Paul Aufiero

Sal

Philadelphia Phil

Paul's Mom
Gina Aufiero

Jeff Aufiero
Quantrell Bishop

Detective Velardi
Dennis

Christine
Sports Dogg

Hospital Doctor
Birthday Boy
Gina and Jeff Daughter
Christine and Dennis Daughter
Law-Office Ad Woman
Shady House Guy
Quantrell Buddy #1
Quantrell Buddy #2
Quantrell Buddy #3
Quantrell Buddy #4
Quantrell Buddy #5
Strip Club Valet
Doorman
Cashier
Bartender
Waitress
Bouncer #1
Bouncer #2
Paul and Sal's Stripper
Stripper #1
Stripper #2
Stripper #3
Stripper #4
Stripper #5
Play-By-Play Announcer
Color Commentator
Zone Reporter Ed Rosen
Radio Caller
Parking Garage Driver #1
Passenger #1
Parking Garage Driver #2
Passenger #2

Parking Garage Driver #3
Parking Garage Driver #4

Front-Lawn Reporter #1

Front-Lawn Reporter #2
Parking Garage Reporter
Wrong Phil

Wrong Phil's Buddy

Director
Original Music Composer

Executive Producer
Production Design

Editor

Writer
Producer
Producer
Costume Design

Director of Photography
Associate Producer
Associate Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Graphic Designer
Sound Mixer

Second Unit Director
Co-Executive Producer
Storyboard Artist
Boom Operator

Casting

Assistant Director
Key Makeup Artist
Boom Operator
Co-Executive Producer
Associate Producer

Co-Producer
Art Department Assistant
Sound Mixer
Sound Post Production Coordinator
Key Hair Stylist
Additional Hairstylist
Sound Designer
Assistant Location Manager
Stunt Double
Makeup Artist
Location Manager
Assistant Sound Editor
Still Photographer

Musician