

A comic frenzy filled with sex, music, science fiction, and all combinations thereof... as well as a dildo-festooned Moby. In an adult video store on Christmas Eve, we join Joe (an owner terrified of his own merchandise), Adam (an employee spouting indignation about everything), and Tina (whose unabashed promiscuity lends itself well to the locale).
Joe
Tina
Adam
Grace
Dean
Christian

Self
FBI Guy
Girl with Dildo / K-Y Customer #3
Robber
K-Y Customer #1
Kevin Smith
Tina's First Love
Woman w/Male Genitalia
Trekkie
The Most Beautiful Girl in Boston
Delivery Guy
K-Y Customer #2
Harry
Nipple Clamps
What Do You Think?
Russian Woman
Jamaican Woman

Excalibur / Dildo Head
Cat Video
Jar Jar Fan

Clerk
Cop
Man w/Dildo
Naked Guy
Borschtbelter
Sticky
Manager

Family Man
Latino Customer
Cowboy
Woman in Line
Girl on Floor
Mad Bomber
Tina's Sister
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan
Porn Fan

Santa
Space Alien
Self
Man Wearing Jumpsuit
Editor
Director of Photography
Associate Producer
Associate Producer

Executive Producer
Writer
Writer
Idea
Producer
Director
Unit Production Manager
Assistant Director
Production Coordinator
Script Supervisor
Art Direction
First Assistant Camera
Sound Recordist
Sound Recordist
Boom Operator
Boom Operator
Boom Operator
Lighting Design
Lighting Design
Key Grip
Gaffer
Grip
Production Assistant
Production Assistant
Production Assistant
Still Photographer
Sound Designer
Sound Mixer
Sound Designer
Sound Mixer

Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer