Danny DeVito
Chief Wyatt Rash
Bette Midler
Mona Dearly
Neve Campbell
Ellen Rash
Jamie Lee Curtis
Rona Mace
Casey Affleck
Bobby Calzone
William Fichtner
Phil Dearly
Marcus Thomas
Jeff Dearly
Peter Dobson
Lt. Feege Gruber
Kathleen Wilhoite
Lucinda
Tracey Walter
Clarence
Will Ferrell
Cubby
Paul Ben-Victor
Deputy Tony Carlucci
Paul Schulze
Deputy Jimmy D.
Mark Pellegrino
Murph Calzone
Raymond O'Connor
Father Tom Stowick
Lisa Rieffel
Valerie
Robert Arce
Doctor Schwartz
Brittany Peterson
Maria Lasala
Philip Perlman
Charm Motel Cashier
Melissa McCarthy
Shirley
Jason Monkarsh
Benny
Brian Doyle-Murray
Tow Truck Driver
Yul Vazquez
French Instructor
Danielle Camastra
White Trash Golfer (uncredited)
Nick Gomez
Director
Peter Steinfeld
Writer
Mark Weingarten
Production Sound Mixer
John M. Nelson
First Assistant Director
Wendi Lampassi
Second Assistant Director
Pie Lombardi
Wardrobe Supervisor
Mylan Stepanovich
Payroll Accountant
Stacey Holmes
Second Second Assistant Director
Scott Buckwald
Property Master
Jimmy Holcomb
Production Coordinator
Andrea Dietrich
Storyboard Artist
Michael Klastorin
Unit Publicist
Spike Allison Hooper
Post Production Supervisor
Betty Krul
Set Designer
Lawrence L. Commans
Boom Operator
David A. Santos
Key Grip
Carol Strong
Makeup Department Head
Marsha L. Swinton
Production Accountant
Nya Patrinos
Leadman
Erin Borel
Assistant Production Coordinator
Bega Metzner
Key Costumer
Patti Dalzell
Script Supervisor
Denise Pugh-Ruiz
Makeup Artist
Rocky Ford
Best Boy Grip
Jeff Smolek
Stunt Double
Angela Johnson
Makeup Artist
Audrey Futterman-Stern
Hair Department Head
Cindy Folkerson
Stunt Coordinator
Douglas Jones
Production Supervisor
William Webb
"A" Camera Operator
Steve Belsky
Gaffer
Bart Rosenblatt
Production Manager
William Webb
Steadicam Operator
George Herthel
Location Manager
Peter Sorel
Still Photographer
David E. Stone
Dialogue Editor
Jeff Kushner
Supervising Sound Editor
Christopher Flick
Foley Editor
Evan T. Chen
Sound Effects Editor
Ken Dufva
Foley Artist
Ryan Murphy
Sound Recordist
David Lee Fein
Foley Artist
Jeff Kushner
Sound Designer
Mary Andrews
Dialogue Editor
David Waine
Special Effects Coordinator
Donald Flick
Sound Effects Editor
Samuel Lehmer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
John C. Hartigan
Special Effects
Mary Ruth Smith
ADR Supervisor
Jeffrey Perkins
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jeff Kushner
Associate Editor
Patrick Giraudi
Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Jamie Baker
ADR Mixer
John W. Barbee
Transportation Coordinator
Michael Adkisson
Compositing Supervisor
Marty Church
Foley Recordist
Mark McBryde
ADR Mixer
Terry Delsing
Music Editor
Jimmie K. Turner
Transportation Captain
Bryan Pennington
Dolby Consultant
Jim Hartz
Studio Teacher
Wendy Wilhite
Studio Teacher
Scott Cochran
Scoring Mixer
Adam Stern
Rotoscoping Artist
Bunny Andrews
Music Editor
David Falicki
Set Medic
Bruce Douglas Johnson
Visual Effects Supervisor
Mo Henry
Negative Cutter
Leah Buono
Casting Assistant
Robert Easton
Dialect Coach
Maura Gannett
Studio Teacher
Dane Farwell
Stunt Double
Randall Huber
Stunt Double
Bari Dreiband-Burman
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Cindy Folkerson
Stunt Double
Kent W. Luttrell
Stunt Double
Thomas Opitz
Key Hair Stylist
Brian Maynard
Stunt Driver
Thomas R. Burman
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Brian J. Williams
Stunt Double
Bengt Jonsson
Second Unit Director of Photography
Michael Shamberg
Executive Producer
Stacey Sher
Executive Producer
Bruce Douglas Johnson
Director of Photography
Bart Rosenblatt
Producer
Richard Toyon
Production Design
Danny DeVito
Executive Producer
Michael Tavera
Original Music Composer
Eugene Musso
Producer
Karen Agresti
Set Decoration
Jonathan Weisgal
Executive Producer
Richard Pearson
Editor
Terry Dresbach
Costume Design
Monika Mikkelsen
Casting
Al Corley
Producer