Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Lexi Atkins
Waitress
Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
Lauren Sánchez Bezos
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
Liz Morgan
NYC Nurse
Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
J. Mark Donaldson
Juror
Frank Lloyd
Juror
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Michael Trisler
Cyclist
Ryan Hanna
Jogger
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
David Goldman
Pundit
Ted Jessup
Pundit
Ronobir Lahiri
Pundit
Barry Ratcliffe
Pundit
Chris Regan
Pundit
Nefetari Spencer
Pundit
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Wellesley Wild
Pundit
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Cop (Boston PD)
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Silvio Cuadra
Security Guard
Dustin Ybarra
Borg
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Aaron Zell
Vendor
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Tiffany
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Chassidy Cox
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Nea Dune
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Diana Emuge
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Isabel Wagner
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Kim Mulhauser
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lance Norris
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Dustin Christenson
Attendee (uncredited)
Christopher Ferguson
Electrician
Seth MacFarlane
Director
Jason Clark
Producer
John Jacobs
Producer
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Scott Stuber
Producer
Joe Bucaro III
Stunts
Jarrod Anderson
Technical Supervisor
Chuck Duke
Animation
Nick Fredin
Animation
Andy Hass
Animation
Seung Hoo Ihm
Animation
Jonathan Macintosh
Animation
Michael Parks
Animation
Mike Safianoff
Animation
Danny Southard
Animation
Michael Bomagat
Animation
Jenny Fulle
Visual Effects Producer
Sue Houston Safianoff
Animation
Thomas Carroll
Special Effects
Herve Desroches
Special Effects
Melissa Jimenez Ramirez
Special Effects
Diana Roche
Special Effects
John Ruggieri
Special Effects Coordinator
J.D. Schwalm
Special Effects Coordinator
Jay Cail Stone
Special Effects
Mark Powers
Animation
Howard R. Campbell
Lighting Technician
Alexa Hale
Visual Effects Producer
Rick McMahon
Visual Effects
Ashlen Aquila
Stunts
Jason Chu
Stunts
Nico Woulard
Stunts
David W. Dale
Driver
David Kenney
Driver
Frederick B. Vega
Animation
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Bryan Felty
Art Direction
Amy Lu
Animation
Nicholas Tripodi
Animation
David Ward
Animation
Steve Kelso
Stunt Double
Seth MacFarlane
Writer
Jeremy Fry
Stunt Driver
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
Brian Smyj
Stunt Coordinator
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Kelly Cronin
Script Supervisor
David Brownlow
Production Sound Mixer
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
Justin M. Lubin
Still Photographer
Stan Jones
Music Editor
Moira Marquis
Music Editor
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Kris Giacomazzi
Stunts
Mickey Giacomazzi
Stunt Driver
Laura Anderson
Animation Director
Christopher Walsh
Special Effects
Jimmy Almeida
Animation
Jessie Graff
Stunts
Lionel Heath
Compositor
Chris Crowell
Compositor
David Edwards
Compositor
Jason Madigan
Compositor
Michael Queen
Compositor
Robin Hollander
Compositor
Alec Sulkin
Writer
Wellesley Wild
Writer
Seth MacFarlane
Characters
Kelly Cronin
Associate Producer
Eric Heffron
Co-Producer
Mark Kamine
Co-Producer
Joseph J. Micucci
Associate Producer
Alec Sulkin
Executive Producer
Wellesley Wild
Executive Producer
Peter Borck
Supervising Art Director
Caty Maxey
Art Direction
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Cindy Evans
Costume Design
Todd Harris
Storyboard Artist
Allison Caetano
Stunts
Debbie Evans
Stunt Double
Heidi Moneymaker
Stunts
Daniel W. Barringer
Stunts
Daniel Macarin
CG Supervisor
Jørgen Klubien
Storyboard Artist