A desperate and hungry reporter bites into a story bigger than they can chew; when writing a piece about a mysterious recluse who has moved Upstate and made the village cow his wife.
Paul Benson
Harriet
Regious
The Narrator
Lorren
Regious' Mom
Narrator's Wife
Cyrus
Miss Breezy
Sheriff Cadill
Devon/The Bartender
Jordan
Jonas
Miriam
Rodney
Mysterious Girl
Director
Writer
