Frankie Howerd
Alphonse of Monte Carlo / Alfred Askett
Dora Bryan
Amber Spottiswood
George Cole
'Flash' Harry
Reg Varney
Gilbert
Raymond Huntley
Sir Horace, the Minister
Richard Wattis
Manton Bassett
Portland Mason
Georgina
Terry Scott
Policeman
Eric Barker
Culpepper Brown
Godfrey Winn
Truelove
Colin Gordon
Noakes
Desmond Walter-Ellis
Leonard Edwards
Arthur Mullard
Big Jim
Norman Mitchell
William
Cyril Chamberlain
Maxie
Larry Martyn
Chips
Leon Thau
Pakistani Porter
Elspeth Duxbury
Veronica Bledlow
Barbara Couper
Carole Ann Ford
Margaret Nolan
Maggie Rennie
Jean St. Clair
Lisa Lee
Peter Gilmore
Michael Ripper
George Benson
Meredith Edwards
Jeremy Clyde
Aubrey Morris
William Kendall
Stratford Johns
The Voice (voice)
Ingrid Boulting
Schoolgirl
Crew
Frank Launder
Writer
Ivor Herbert
Writer
Leslie Gilliat
Writer
Sidney Gilliat
Writer
Sidney Gilliat
Director
Frank Launder
Director
Ken Hodges
Director of Photography
Malcolm Arnold
Original Music Composer
Vicki Deason
Production Secretary
Barbara Hopkins
Sound
Geoffrey Foot
Editor
Leslie Gilliat
Producer
Ronald Searle
Characters