01. Unoccupied Lane
Stupid Horse receives an upgrade after a major injury.
02. Still Dying to Eat
When Battle Ham disappears due to Gawd removing all food from the world, the Strongburg citizens mourn him in different ways.
03. If That Was Tomorrow. This Is Today
To make money, King Yeti plans an auction to sell his beloved bike and Lazor Wulf gets a job to buy it for him.
04. The End Is High
After the citizens of Strongburg get the Earth blown up again, Gawd forces them to live up in Heaven with him.
05. We Good?
The Youth seeks revenge on Canon Wulf for spilling her milk, while Canon Wulf treats the Delicadancers to a spa day.
06. Where You Stay?
Jamantha invites Lamont Brickwater onto her talk show in order to expose him as a fraud.
07. Prolly for the Better?
Lazor Wulf and God engage in a cosmic game of Rock Paper Scissors.
08. Keep Going
Lazor Wulf, convinced that Action Jackson is a documentary, pesters Carl Weathers and accuses him of killing the titular character.
09. They Knew
Matilda makes a bet with God to allow the Round Earthers to change Tuesdays into Sundays if she can convince Lazor Wulf to sign an eternal contract.
10. Is It Tho?
Blazor's new plant store is haunted by a Forest Spirit.