Season 3
Sheldon must find new ways to stay academically challenged as he lands in an internet war, curbs an unhealthy obsession and prepares for the future.
01. Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
After Dr. Sturgis experiences a nervous breakdown, Mary worries Sheldon is headed down a similar path. Also, Georgie discovers he has a knack for sales.
02. A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
Without Dr. Sturgis’ university class, Sheldon must find a new way to stay academically challenged. Also, Mary helps Pastor Jeff avoid temptation with his girlfriend.
03. An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
Sheldon takes matters into his own hands when Connie refuses to drive him to a lecture with Dr. Linkletter. Also, Georgie tries to impress Veronica with his new business venture
04. Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
Sheldon is forced to take a break from science when his new obsession with "The Lord of the Rings" leads to an unhealthy habit. Also, Missy asks George Sr. to teach her how to play catch.
05. A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
After being released from the mental hospital, Dr. Sturgis unexpectedly breaks up with Connie.
06. A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team. Also, Connie struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis.
07. Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
Sheldon starts an internet flame war, and Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team. Also, Connie is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend.
08. The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's
The University makes George Sr. a lucrative job offer in the hopes of recruiting Sheldon. Also, Georgie gets a job working for Connie's new boyfriend, and Mary is determined to rid her home of greed.
09. A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party. Also, George Sr. has "male-bonding time" with Dr. Sturgis.
10. Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school. Also, Dr. Sturgis spies on Connie's new boyfriend.
11. A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
George Sr. and Connie struggle to manage the Cooper household while Mary plans Pastor Jeff’s wedding.
12. Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents’ divorce. George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.
13. Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
George Sr. and Georgie go camping with Connie's new boyfriend, Dale, but things get complicated when her ex-boyfriend, Dr. Sturgis, tags along. Also, Sheldon and Missy invent a super-game.
14. A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum in roadside gravel. Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump.
15. A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
Connie meets Dale’s ex-wife, June. Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students.
16. Pasadena
Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time. Also, Georgie is furious when Mary listens in on a phone call with his girlfriend, and Connie tries to cheer up a jealous Missy.
17. An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
Dr. Sturgis is furious when Sheldon accuses him of plagiarism. Also, Mary sets out to find a “girl trophy” for Missy’s end-of-season baseball ceremony, and Georgie has an awkward run-in with Veronica while on a date with his new girlfriend, Jana.
18. A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
When George Sr. accidentally lands the school librarian in the hospital, the Cooper family must nurse her back to health. Connie gives Georgie relationship advice.
19. A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
When Sheldon learns the house next door is for sale, he takes it upon himself to find the perfect neighbors. Missy is torn when she’s forced to pitch against her boyfriend at the baseball game.
20. A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office. Also, Dale and Connie go to the casino, and Georgie makes a big mistake when Dale leaves him in charge of the store
21. A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about his future. Also, Connie is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie.