Perf just wants to go home and forget about this questing business. A mere yellow robe, he lacks the wizarding skills necessary to retrieve the legendary Sword of Fighting. But when the loud-mouthed sword falls into his hands, Perf finds himself targeted by others who want its power, including members of his own party. A fantasy comedy from the makers of The Gamers.
Perf gives an orcish grammar lesson. Meanwhile, Glorion battles the river...
Perf blows another spell, Glorion encounters a gargoyle, and the orcs have a very bad day.
In which we learn who Wren is and why she is following the party.