01. Freaks & Greeks
Captain Hero attempts to pledge a new neighborhood Greek family, and Ling Ling's dad moves in.
02. Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!
Wooldoor gets his own progressive children's TV show, and Toot chases dreams of a hot dog truck.
03. Spelling Applebee's
A spelling bee forces Foxxy to confront her champion past. Clara becomes addicted to car crashes.
04. Unrestrainable Trainable
Captain Hero commits to a special needs giant, and Clara goes Munchausen-by-proxy with Wooldoor.
05. N.R.A.y RAY
Captain Hero stocks up on weapons after a burglary. Toot lives her food dreams.
06. Mexican't Buy Me Love
Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the cool kids like Spanky, Clara and Foxxy, while Foxxy is desperate to save the world from a meteor. In the meantime, Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police.
07. Lost in Parking Space, Part One
When the roommates depart for a trip to the mall, Clara assumes they've been Raptured.
08. Lost in Parking Space, Part Two
The situation grows increasingly dire for everyone trapped in the van, and Foxxy is taken captive.
09. Charlotte's Web of Lies
Captain Hero confronts a big fear after a drunk driving accident, and Ling Ling locates his inner monster.
10. Breakfast Food Killer
Becoming a breakfast cereal mascot leads Wooldoor to fame and Crunch Berries addiction.
11. Drawn Together Babies
The housemates take a trip back in time as tots with a taste for murder.
12. Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care
Ling-Ling enters foster care, and Captain Hero time travels in order to play a prank on his past self.
13. Toot Goes Bollywood
Therapy unearths a repressed memory from Foxxy's past. Xandir gives Toot a makeover.
14. American Idol Parody Clip Show
The housemates compete in musical performance in order to stay in the Drawn Together house.