Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.
Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.
Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.
Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.
Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.
Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.
Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.
Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.
After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.
Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.
The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.
A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.
A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.
A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.