Unrequited love. How do I pine for OTP, nature nick & perfect patti, let me count the ways - have you been drinking mezcal? you're drunk & you're going to be going to court. A lot. there ain't no rules on patti's court.

What are the Pros and Cons of this falcon?

Patti ponders, is this animal a dog or a snake?

How much will this monkey shit on camera?

Will this Armadillo come out & fight Patti?

Cutest fox in the whole world VS. Patti the human

Reuniting Patti with her mom AKA this Snowy Owl but all they do is recite all 7 Mystic Pizza films?

What does Patti teach this dumb bird to say?

This Alligator feels like a gross ass foot!

This Flamingo has TOO MUCH DANDRUFF

Cursed rat is supposedly only "one" animal, okay Nick.

Nick tells racist jokes & this bird with a knife for a mouth laughs at Patti just like her mom.

Patti interviews Splash, the cocaine rat, they get along swimmingly despite Nick's attempts to condescend.

Wait Nick I have a pouch, am I a marsupial?