The Losers get scolded by a Hollywood legend and win absolutely nothing.
The Losers get what seem to be 30,000 voicemails from Shifty Merchant and make a big offer for Super Bowl Sunday.
On this Valentine's Day Special, Matt coins a very unfortunate nickname for Jr. Milkshake, gets one voicemail from a very angry Telly Savalas, gets one testy phone call from superfan, and wins one dollar.