Season 1

Touché helps Captain Ahab hunt Moby Dick.

Touché must return escaped giant ape "King Size Bong" to the circus.

A carnivorous plant with legs escapes from its hothouse. Touché is tasked with retrieving it.

The first military missile with a brain flies off on its own, and Touché is tasked with finding it and returning it to base.

Touché Turtle is hired to track down the Loch Ness Monster.

Touché Turtle's garden is endangered when a bug eats some Super Gro Plant Food and grows super sized.

Touché Turtle is hired to remove the ghost from Murky Manor.

Touché outwits a two-headed giant.

Its medieval England and in a castle a veiled princess bemoans her inability to find a husband to her father the King. The court magician has an idea that he will race a hare and tortoise and turn the winner into a handsome prince. Touché volunteers but on discovering that the unveiled princess is in fact not so fair he forfeits the race and the hare wins the prize.

A turtle-esque human crook impersonates Touché, who is guarding a bank.