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January 24, 2017

Season 2

Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.

01. Don’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!

10min
January 24, 2017

02. Does Bubbles Prefer to Feed the Geese?

Bubbles and Ricky are back, getting their fingerprints all over Julian’s new table. The Boys answer questions about whether or not 2017 will suck hard, how many kilometres are on the Shitmobile, as well as an extremely intimate question about Bubbles’ love life!

10min
January 31, 2017

03. How in the Fuck Do You Make Swish?

Julian and special guest Bubbles answer your questions about the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off Employment Insurance, Randy as a child, and the most fucked up things they’ve ever seen Ricky do.

14min
February 8, 2017

04. Half-Naked Most of the Time

Bubbles is back as a special guest, and he’s really earning his pay (a bag of chips). They answer questions about shitty landlords, animals on weed, the reasons behind Julian’s love of black shirts, and much more!

17min
February 14, 2017

05. Be Fuckin’ Supportive

Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.

5min
April 25, 2017

06. Avoiding Whisky Dick

Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!

6min
May 30, 2017

07. It's for the Liquor

Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?

6min
June 6, 2017

08. Fuckin’ Modern Technology

Julian passes on some Ricky advice for throwing the cops off the dope scent. He also talks about technology’s impact on his business initiatives, keeping rum from spilling while driving, and what retirement looks like to him.

8min
June 13, 2017