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February 13, 2020

2020

01. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

3min
February 13, 2020

02. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

4min
March 12, 2020

03. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

5min
April 13, 2020

04. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

Please don't come in here.

Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

5min
June 17, 2020

05. The First Guy To Ever Swim

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

4min
June 30, 2020

06. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

3min
July 7, 2020

07. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

5min
July 27, 2020

08. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped

Look at all my bulges.

4min
August 19, 2020

09. The First Couple To Ever Get Married

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

4min
October 1, 2020

10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

3min
October 1, 2020

11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

Let's get fire involved.

4min
October 29, 2020

12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

Give me people's money.

5min
November 9, 2020

13. The First Guy To Ever Be King

I guess I own everything.

4min
November 27, 2020

14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert

The meal is not done.

4min
December 10, 2020