Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown:
Intro + Top Stories
Community Poll: Most Handsome Man in Bikini Bottom
NEWSFLASH: Beware of These Pranks
Local Fry Cook and Unemployed Starfish's Bare Brawl
Talking Squirrel Seen Flying a Rocket
Ghosts in Bikini Bottom
Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson, Bubble Bass, and DoodleBob
The Lurch Report: Exclusive Interview with a Ghost
BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is Haunted
Community Poll Results + Outro
Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown:
Intro + Top Stories
Community Poll: Most Handsome Man in Bikini Bottom
NEWSFLASH: Beware of These Pranks
Local Fry Cook and Unemployed Starfish's Bare Brawl
Talking Squirrel Seen Flying a Rocket
Ghosts in Bikini Bottom
Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson, Bubble Bass, and DoodleBob
The Lurch Report: Exclusive Interview with a Ghost
BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is Haunted
Community Poll Results + Outro
Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown:
Intro + Top Stories
Prom Expert or Prom Failure?
Meet DummyBob
The Lurch Report: Indoor Flash Flood Warning!
Now Available: Arm Shrinking Spray
#TheSpongeChallenge Dance Trend
Perch Phone: Community Responds to #TheSpongeChallenge
Outro + Stinger
Did SpongeBob's careless treatment of his pet snail really cause an explosion? How did a ROCK win a race? I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown:
Intro
Top Stories + Traffic Report From...a Rock?
Community Poll: Who's the Grumpiest in Bikini Bottom?
Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson Calls In
Who's Ready? The Answer May Surprise You
Bikini Bottom's Best Looks
Exercise Tips From SplashSplash
Definitely-Not-Disgusting Smoothie Recipe
Snail EXPLODES at Great Snail Race
The Lurch Report ft. "Lightning" Larry Luciano
Harold Reflects on Failed Torch Lighting
Rock Wins Snail Race in Upset Victory
Poll Results: Bikini Bottom's Grumpiest + Outro
A so-called "imaginary" disaster has hit Bikini Bottom, but should you actually be worried? What are the new Crazy Goggles doing to Patrick's eyes? I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown:
Intro + Top Stories with Lurch Lerkins?
Crazy Googles RECALLED
Drawing Conclusions w/ Intern DoodleBob
Trend Alert: Boxes! Just Boxes.
Perch Phone: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
"Imaginary" Disaster Strikes Bikini Bottom!
Outro
Can a bubble person be dangerous? What's happening with the health inspector at the Krusty Krab? And can water exist underwater? I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news!
Here’s today’s rundown:
Today's Top Stories
The Potty Report: Goo Lagoon to Loo Lagoon
Scooter (the Fish) Buried Alive
Hibernation Season Comes to Bikini Bottom
Krusty Krab Found With Health Code Violations
Bubble Buddy: Friend or Foe?
Tonight we get an exclusive look at the worm-faced monster that's been terrorizing Bikini Bottom, an exposé on the Krusty Krabs new "secret" ingredient, and open up some fan mail! I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news.
Here’s today’s rundown:
Today's Top Stories
Sponsored by Stinky Pits
SpongeBob Opens His Pores (to Condo Rentals)
Party Worms Become Party Animals
Krusty Krab Cooks with Garbage?
Perch Phone: Bubble Bass Calls in
SpongeBob WormFace: "Can I Get a Hug?"
The Lurch Report: Live From 123 Conch St.
Exclusive Interview with Face Worm
Perch Reads "Fan" Letters
Outro + Stinger
Message mystery in Jellyfish Fields appears overnight without warning! Should you be scared? I'm Perch Perkins and these are today's top stories:
Meet Bikini Bottom Inquirer Intern DoodleBob
Top Stories of the Night
The Lurch Report: LIGHTNING STRIKES IN BIKINI BOTTOM!
Honorary Rookie of the Day Announced
Community Poll: Who Deserves to Be HRotD?
Krusty Krab Locking Customers Inside
Live Plankton Found in Bag of Jellybeans
Jellybean Corp. Sponsorship
Message Mystery in Jellyfish Fields
Poll Results + Outro Stinger
Could it be true? Has Bikini Bottom's number one fry cook been fired from The Krusty Krab? Plus, food is fighting back in Bikini Bottom! I'm Perch Perkins and here's the latest news from The Bikini Bottom Inquirer.