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Season 9
September 19, 2011

Season 9

01. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

21min
September 19, 2011

02. People Who Love Peepholes

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

21min
September 26, 2011

03. Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

20min
October 3, 2011

04. Nine Magic Fingers

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

21min
October 10, 2011

05. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

20min
October 17, 2011

06. The Squat and the Hover

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

21min
October 24, 2011

07. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

19min
October 31, 2011

08. Thank You for the Intercourse

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

21min
November 7, 2011

09. Frodo's Headshots

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

21min
November 14, 2011

10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

21min
November 21, 2011

11. What a Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

20min
December 5, 2011

12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

21min
December 12, 2011

13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

20min
January 2, 2012

14. A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

20min
January 16, 2012

15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

21min
February 6, 2012

16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

20min
February 13, 2012

17. Not in My Mouth!

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

19min
February 20, 2012

18. The War Against Gingivitis

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

21min
February 27, 2012

19. Palmdale, Ech

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

21min
March 19, 2012

20. Grandma's Pie

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

21min
April 9, 2012

21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

21min
April 16, 2012

22. Why We Gave Up Women

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

21min
April 30, 2012

23. The Straw in My Donut Hole

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

21min
May 7, 2012

24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

21min
May 14, 2012