In celebration of Star Trek, the Trekkies at Off2Kali envisioned the pitfalls of Starfleet Officers trying to pick up some female life forms at a bar. As Mr. Spock would say, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Roger is doing everything great at his new job, except for one little thing: Small Talk. And when his boss and fellow employees confront him about it, Roger sees how tragically large office small talk really is.
Some straight guys really don't get it. Or denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Santa Claus is the worst wingman.