A lovesick Lithuanian begs for mercy, Customs find enough cigarettes to sink a ship at Christchurch airport, and Biosecurity deal with a sneaky pest trying to hitchhike into the country.
A Nigerian national kicks-off with Border agencies, Customs deal with a fishy parcel from Africa, and Immigration talk to a tricky DJ trying to work without a visa.
A British national plans his very own Brexit; a package of happiness arrives at the mail centre; and Customs and Police go on a boat-hunt in the Bay of Islands.
An American woman attempts to smuggle a live cat across the border, and Customs find a soft toy stuffed with more than just stuffing!
Immigration deal with a Singaporean national who claims to be rendezvousing with a mystery man, and a flood in the biosecurity zone shuts down Auckland Airport!
A Brazilian man with a large quantity of cocaine hidden inside his suitcase, a woman loses her cool with Biosecurity and what is one wife trying to cover up for her husband?
A Brazilian traveller ends up in bags of trouble at Auckland International Airport, and the biosecurity team in Dunedin deals with Navy, the sailing cat.
Immigration deal with a Chinese national who has a fake passport, and Customs find a large quantity of meth hidden in household items.
A Greek man turns up at Auckland Airport with no money but plenty of history, and Customs find jeans with more than dodgy labels to hide.
Customs deal with a Lithuanian man who has very questionable holiday plans and a risky item lands at the International Mail Centre.
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Tonight: a booze smuggling scam is busted at the Ports of Auckland; a Kurdish Kiwi shares tales of his high adventures in high risk countries; and a Frenchwoman goes ballistic at Immigration.