08. Episode 34

* Before Show Joke; Disclaimer stating The War do not reflect their content as much as Bastard Boys but just as biased.

* Intro Joke; Special Guest Fainter: Kellie Connolly

* Change of names; Craig - John Coombes, Chris - Chris Corrigan, Chas - Greg Combet, Julian - Peter Reith, Andrew - Bill Kelty.

* Intro; Australian Cricket Team banned from Zimbabwe.

* Stunt; Following John Howard with a boombox playing his recorded phone message.

* Ad/Trailer; The Shawskank Redemption starring Paris Hilton (parody of The Shawshank Redemption).

* Stunt; Finding Public Address systems in businesses and making announcements.

* Song; I Still Can't Accept What a Knob I Am (parody of I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For).

* What Have We Learned From History; Germany invading Poland in World War II.

* Ad/Trailer; Inside the ACTU boardroom.

* The Fixers; Fairfax (aimed at David Kirk), Taj El-Din Hilaly (for his tape over his mouth comment)

* Nut Job of the Week; Road testing The Secret.

* Ad/Trailer; Crocodile Dundee in Bermuda (parody of the Crocodile Dundee series of films aimed at Paul Hogan's tax evasion).

* Stunt; UN peacekeeper's protecting Australia from violence.