The Generic family gets a computer and chaos ensues. Bobby is the only one of the family that is not allowed to use it.
A university professor tells Bobby that he is a genius. It causes Bobby to be an egotistical jerk.
Bobby discovers that he is good at playing caps.
Bobby has to do chores to earn money to buy the X-15 Super Saturating Soaker Hose.
Bobby learns about the true meaning of Christmas while visiting family.
Bobby thinks that Uncle Ted is lonely and tries to find him a wife.
Uncle Ted takes the kids on a ski trip.
Bobby learns the concept of time.
Bobby tries to be independent and wants to get a buzz cut for the 4th of July. He thinks 4th of July is to get what you want.
Bobby runs for class president. However, he's bad at running a campaign.
Bobby wants desperately to read Kelly's diary. But he can't read.