Season 1

Sketches:

Indian Office,

Check Please - Fat,

What does it mean to be a Sikh?,

Calcutta Male Vocal Choir,

New Image Muffins,

Check Please - Rash,

What does it mean to be a Hindu?,

Smita Smitten,

Cinema Ad,

Going For An English,

Check Please - Models,

Guru - Rhapsody,

Briefly Encountered,

Muslim Gag,

Dinner at the Coopers,

Check Please - Fish smell,

Kiss My Chuddies (song),

Guru Doorstepper - Becoming a Hindu.

Sketches:

Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - Italian,

Six Million Rupee Man,

Gay Son,

Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - Cheese,

Pet Cow Montage,

Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - Casualty,

Uncle Fixer - Holiday,

I Know Him Too Well (song),

Uncle Fixer - Money,

Audition,

Pet Cow - Cowflap,

Uncle Fixer - Kidney transplant,

Oprah Muffins,

Uncle Fixer - Funeral,

Rough Guide to the UK,

Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' on Masterchef.

Sketches:

Coopers at Wimbledon,

Smita Smitten - No tickets,

Kid's Turn,

Check Please - Rose,

Buddhist Pest Control,

70's Quickie,

Guru Doorstepper - Double glazing,

The Accountant,

Conservative Coopers,

Masterchef,

Buddhist Pharmacologist,

When the Kids are Away (song),

Check Please - No effort,

Euromuffins,

British Asian Man's Quarterly,

Check Please - Vomit,

Authentic Products,

Buddhist Hitman.

Sketches:

It's a Miracle,

Marriage Guidance,

Flash Ash - Street,

White Indian Wife - Dinner party,

Smita Smitten - Toilet,

Malkit - Late for work,

Competitive Mothers - Wedding,

White Indian Wife - Bus stop,

Flash Ash - Car washer,

Asian Babe,

White Indian Wife - Park,

Melodramatic Family - Car,

Competitive Mothers - Baby,

On The Waterfront,

Smita Smitten - Chip shop(Art Malik),

Overachieving Muffins,

Competitive Mothers - Pimp,

Untouchable (song),

Competitive Mothers - Long jump.

Sketches:

Muslim Woody Allen,

Fat Boy - Birthday cake,

Minx Twins - Gay disco,

Fat Boy - Chicken,

The Marriage Emporium,

Chat Up,

Indian Wedding,

Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Words,

Minx Twins - Street,

Fat Boy - Paddling pool,

Lack of Indian Culture,

Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Books,

Minx Twins - Swing,

Immigration (song),

Fat Boy - Trifle,

Guilt Trip Parents,

Minx Twins - Football

Ad Agency,

Tampon Ad,

Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Car parts.

Sketches:

Arranged Shag,

Ghost,

Journo's Daughter - PM,

Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Famous people,

Bharat Home Advert,

Barbee Coopers,

Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - Serotonin,

Uncle Fixer - Directions,

Journo's Daughter - India and Pakistan PM,

Skipinder,

Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Shakespeare,

Diwali Muffins,

Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - Love,

Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Croceries,

Guru - Jungle book,

Journo's Daughter - Alien,

We'd Do It All Again (song),

Guru - Bollocks.