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Season 5
October 31, 1994

Season 5

01. Held Back

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

October 31, 1994

02. Killing Time

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

October 31, 1994

03. Beard Boys

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

November 1, 1994

04. Choke

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

November 2, 1994

05. Safe House

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

November 3, 1994

06. Hard Sell

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

November 4, 1994

07. Walkathon

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

December 10, 1994

08. Temporary Insanity

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

December 10, 1994

09. Dude, A Reward

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

December 10, 1994

10. Walking Erect

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

December 13, 1994

11. Career Day

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

December 16, 1994

12. Plastic Surgin'

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

December 19, 1994

13. Take A Number

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

December 22, 1994

14. Beaverly Buttbillies

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

December 26, 1994

15. Tainted Meat

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

December 29, 1994

16. Stewart Moves Away

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

January 5, 1995

17. Top o' the Mountain

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

January 25, 1995

18. Party

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

January 29, 1995

19. Wet Behind The Rears

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

January 29, 1995

20. Bad Dog

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

February 9, 1995

21. Lightning Strikes

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

February 16, 1995

22. Dream On

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

February 23, 1995

23. Candy Sale

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

April 8, 1995

24. Animation Sucks

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

April 8, 1995

25. What's the Deal?

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

June 5, 1995

26. The History of Women

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

June 5, 1995

27. To the Rescue

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

June 6, 1995

28. I Dream of Beavis

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

June 7, 1995

29. Pregnant Pause

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

June 8, 1995

30. Here Comes the Bride's Butt

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

June 9, 1995

31. Screamers

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

July 10, 1995

32. Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

July 10, 1995

33. Skin Trade

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

July 11, 1995

34. Oil Change

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

July 12, 1995

35. Buttniks

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

July 13, 1995

36. Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

August 7, 1995

37. Another Friday Night

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

August 7, 1995

38. Tired

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

August 8, 1995

39. Close Encounters

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

August 9, 1995

40. Womyn

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

August 10, 1995

41. Premature Evacuation

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

September 11, 1995

42. Whiplash

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

September 11, 1995

43. Spare Me

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

September 12, 1995

44. Patsies

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

September 13, 1995

45. Murder Site

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

September 14, 1995

46. Spanish Fly

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

October 9, 1995

47. Sexual Harrassment

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

October 5, 1995

48. Bus Trip

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

October 10, 1995

49. Green Thumbs

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

October 11, 1995

50. Steamroller

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.

October 12, 1995