01. Locked Inside My Car
A woman gets locked inside her own car in the opener of this series documenting outrageous 911 calls.
02. They Made My Burger Wrong
A mom calls a fast-food restaurant for making her burger wrong; a cleric needs help getting out of handcuffs.
03. CPR on a Bear
A burglar calls 911 after getting locked in the place he's robbing; a woman performs CPR on a bear; a man says his blow-up doll was stolen.
04. T-P Emergency
A skinny-dipping intruder is watched by a pool's owner; a man says that his toilet paper is gone.
05. Big Flies and Missing Chicken
A man calls about flies in his kitchen; a woman reports the police officer who pulled her over; a man complains that his wife's zipper is stuck.
06. The Mailman is Drunk
A woman's trapped by a turkey; a hunter's attacked by a naked man; a man's operating his electric wheelchair on the highway.
07. Black Magic and Burritos
An elephant sighting; a cat that's terrorizing its owners; and a little boy driving his mom's SUV are reported.
08. Scuba Diving in a Pond
A woman in a donation bin; a carjacker riding on the hood of a car; and a family's lost keys in a lake are reported.
09. The Mean Lady Next Door
Kids want their ball back from a neighborhood woman who took it; a woman complains about her false eyelashes.
10. Kid in the Vending Machine
A woman in a trash chute; a man who mistakes a fire hydrant for a child in distress.
11. Tiger in My Backyard
A woman trapped in a car wash; and a man being chased by a tiger are reported.
12. Trapped Under a Buffalo Head
A Bigfoot sighting is reported by a trucker; a man says he's trapped under a buffalo head.
13. Naked Truck Push
A girl is stuck in a swing on a playground; seven naked men are seen pushing a truck.
14. Asleep on the Toilet
A woman's waffles are raw; adults fight over a parking spot.