01. Harry Who Didn't
Jim's friendship with Harry, the bouncer from Vibrations, is under threat when Harry's new girlfriend prefers Jim. To fend off her persistant advances, Jim needs to find a girl who can make him appear undesirable.
02. The Goddess
Memo is in love with his hairdresser but can't seem to tell her. Like a love-struck idiot, he seeks advice from Jim.
03. A Fistful of Cabana
When Jim's father loses the café in a card game in Greece, the new Italian owner puts his nephew in charge.
04. On the Waiter Front
A strike is called when Effie challenges the system and Memo is torn between the Greek Waiters Association and the café.
05. Teenage Mutant Ninja Greeks
Memo, desperate to marry his sister off, organises a blind date with a soccer player.
06. The Kid
Jim's young cousin is wagging school and when his teacher arrives at the café, she runs into Memo — an old flame from a Greek holiday. To set a good example for his cousin, Jim asks Liz to turn him into the perfect man but the truth proves more effective.
07. The Best of Enemies
Jim's long-time rival Vinnie has opened a new bistro and is hanging around the café trying to recruit Liz. Counting on the strength on his new cook, Jim challenges Vinnie to an arm wresling competition with the winner getting Liz.
08. Throw Memo from a Plane
Memo's mother sends an uncle from Greece to encourage Memo to finally marry. In desperation, he agrees to have Effie to pose as his fiancée.
09. Snow Job, Part One
Jim is excited because he's off to the snow with Memo and Alfredo. To cover during his absense, Jim hires a replacement. Don Santo pledges his love for Liz while the boys discover their vacation isn't quite what they expected.
10. Snow Job, Part Two
At the snow, the accommodation leaves a little to be desired making Jim's organisation look pretty awful. With an escaped lunatic on the loose, the guys' suspicions run wild.
11. Midnight Expresso
The factory down the road is polluting the environment, and Liz organises a protest that puts Jim in jail.
12. Back in the USSR
Is Unkrainian exchange student Uri really just a student, or is he a KGB spy as Jim suspects? To out-spy the spy, Jim introduces Uri to Ef... Charlene, the "typical Australian woman".
13. Acropolis Law
Effie and Sophie, in the eternal quest for perfect hair, experiment with a new product. When things go wrong Effie takes legal action against Sophie.